Summer 2023, Niger.

Coupleaders🪖: Let’s do another coup 🤣✊🏾
Coupleaders🪖: *kidnapping president Bazoum 🇳🇪

The people of Niger🇳🇪✊🏾: Wow! Put him back please, we love democracy.
The West👮‍♀️: Macron! It’s your “people”
Macron!🥖🇫🇷: Stop it, else….sanctions! 😤
US🇺🇸👮🏻‍♂️: That’s right! Cause it’s Putin’s fault!
Putin 🇷🇺: tf??? I was in SOUTH Africa recently, it’s not the same so don’t mention my name. #brics

Coupleaders🪖: Sanctions? You mean the money you give the president🇳🇪 so he spend it back on you🇫🇷? The same money you give to protect the minerals you get for almost free? Your🇫🇷 printed money?

People of Niger🇳🇪: Wait what? Fuck the french!!🖕🏾🇫🇷 *burning down french flags and ambassy.

Macron🥖🇫🇷: merde! Help!
US🇺🇸👮🏻‍♂️: Sjesus Christ, Macron, really ain’t shit, call Nigeria and the media and threaten them!
AlJazeera 🕌: on it! “West African leaders threathens coupleaders and will use force”
Nigerian puppet🇳🇬: Me puppet! Niger🇳🇪needs puppet back! Will use force.
US🇺🇸👮🏻‍♂️: yes! Force! Cause it’s Putin’s fault!
Putin🇷🇺: tf??! Ya’ll just hatin’ cause I’m giving away free grain.

Coupleaders🪖: All y’all trippin’ , no interference of foreigners! None!

Ibrahim Trairé🇧🇫🤴🏿🪖🎖️🎖️🎖️: Did somebody say “coup” ? 😏. It sounds to me like attacking a coup next to me IS attacking me😈
Mali 🇲🇱: and me ! 😈
Macron🥖🇫🇷: US!! They’re bullying me!! 😤 we trained this guy.
Ibrahim Trairé🇧🇫🤴🏿🪖🎖️🎖️🎖️: Yeah well fuck you now!
Putin🇷🇺: .. So yes Ibrahim 🇧🇫, let’s discuss REAL training to protect yourself forever from the West.
US🇺🇸👮🏻‍♂️: WHAT THE FUCK??? Putin?? Tf you doing in Burkina Faso 🇧🇫????
Putin🇷🇺: business😏
AlJazeera🕌: US? Wagner??
US🇺🇸👮🏻‍♂️: we can confirm nor deny that the Wagner group is supporting the coup in Niger, as we are too busy proving aliens exist so we have an excuse to make more weapons and test it out on y’all, meanwhile support our war in Ukraine.

Coupleaders🪖: Y’all trippin. No more gold and uranium to France! None!

August just started….2023