I don’t eat at the table with people who doubted my recipe.

I will be everywhere you look, but nowhere to be found, and that will be my revenge.

Being social made me realize I'm anti social! I don't even like my family like that.

Nahhh cause once he heard her, he put the other two paws down foh 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm convinced animals just don't want to pay taxes 😂