#meanwhile ...in Haiti.
'Oh my God': Women shield children's eyes from horrific scene in Haiti
https://www.cnn.com/videos/wor....ld/2024/03/22/haiti-
An engineer comes to work one day with a new bike.
His friend says "Cool bike. Where did you get it?"
The engineer said says "I was walking home through the park. A beautiful woman on a bike rode up, jumped off the bike, stripped naked, and told me to take whatever I wanted. So I took the bike."
"Good call" says the friend. "Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."