Kale with black beans, pink beans, sweet peppers, red onions, Rotini pasta with a creamy Vodka sauce

@rizzaislamix

... The end though. 😂😂

*during sex with the wife*

Her: Derek, I want you to hurt me....

Me: Your sister is prettier than you.

Her: WAIT!

Me: Not a fan of the new haircut.

Her: Motherfucker! Get off me

Stupid question. Wtf is she supposed to do? Leave all that ass at home?